If you won more than once by entering under different names, I hope you'll accept just one autographed MAD. Thanks!
Dozens of “crystals” answers, we picked one at random:
That's got to be a Dilithium Crystal. Dick please make these things harder to guess. Shawn G.
Dozens of nunchuck answers, we picked one at random:
It looks to me like practice nunchucks. Attached so you don't whack yourself! Paul Albers
“Scroll answers of every kind” Because there were so many “scroll answers” we picked four.
UFO scroll --- to be opened and read publicly to notify earthlings of the arrival of aliens to their planet. Marcia
These are clearly the historic Dead Sea Scrolls for the Smurfs. If only we could read the ancient writing! Calvin Meisenheimer
These are the dead sea scrolls after they were bought by Ted Turner and colorized. Rick Barber
That is the "beautiful blue" version of the Dead Sea Scroll freshness container by Tupperware.
It's the reason they were found in such excellent condition after hundreds of years in the
desert. WalkingCarpet
Many, many, many Blue Man Group answers. We picked one at random:
It's a set of Drumsticks for the Blue Man Group. Jared Sperling
Lots of bill straighteners. We picked one at random:
It is a tiny pocket sized manually operated pasta maker, especially handy for folks on a diet or for New York apartment dwellers' tiny kitchens. MadmansWife's husband.
Lots of “Smurf” answers. We picked one at random:
I'm sure that it is a Uro Club for Martians or Smurfs!! Rich DellaRosa
Plenty of “wringer” answers. We picked one at random:
As far as I can see, it is a travel wringer for when you wash your socks. Hand powered, of course. Steve Sorenson
Assorted answers we thought were cute, funny, clever, etc.
DIY lightsaber kit. ~legom7
It's a Minty Blue, Double SIded Tongue Squeegee!! Mr Wizard (Doug)
Tie Press. Slide your wrinkled tie between the two bars. The rubber o rings apply just the right amount of pressure to smooth out the wrinkles. Tie press DOES NOT remove stains. Patrick Young
Glow Sticks - Bryon J. Hammer
One of those antique glass fire extinguishers, throw the glass, glass breaks, fire out. Nancy S.
It's a futuristic bone for Astro the dog from the Jetsons cartoon. SvperRico
THIS WAS FUNNY. CAUGHT US OFF-GUARD: Hi, these objects are obviously pet eel carriers. Don't know why you asked actually! Alan Jennison
These are obviously throat lozenges for giraffes. Joel in Austin
It's a pair of runners' batons for the Siamese Olympic relay track team. Jim
Remember Lite Brites? These are the new HD ones that must be used after February 2009. Tom Westland, MI
Test tube Siamese Twins. Mike
Its two glow in the dark air traffic controllers sticks, for directing planes. Jenny
LED drum sticks for concerts in dark Vegas Venus, also includes patented rubber bands that hold sticks together when not in use. -Oren Gravenhorst
Is it a pair of very cold chopsticks? Bill
